Better bust these babies out STAT. Up to 5 inches of rain expected over the next couple of days in the Heartland. A rare March storm has KC and the rest of Big XII (sans Missourah) in its sights…
Some Family Friendly Activities for Mothershippers to Complete during Monsoon:
1. Try to download as much smut as possible from server drones pretending to spy on Somalia but existing to get you your trannie fix.
2. Take as many gel tabs as possible and rub Biofreeze on your face while staring at your garage doors.
3. Hang yourself in your shower (like Sid in An Officer and a Gentleman) if you wear any of the above footwear.
Happy Tuesday KCMS!
I’ll score the BioFreeze if someone else grabs the gel tabs and then we can meet up at Snake Mountain in Mig Park…should be plenty of smut there for all of us…