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Chiefs Fans Love Chinstrap Beards

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KU-Chiefs fans shit their pants yesterday when their worst nightmare came true. Chiefs signed their backup QB, Chase Daniel. Chase Daniel is the Mizzou QB who beat the piss out of the #1 Jayhawks in the country at Camerohead for the Armageddon game. KU-Chiefs fans will hate having to route for Chase if he ever gets into a Chiefs game.

The Chiefs also yesterday signed DE DeVito and TE Fasano. The Chiefs have a speedy WR Donnie Avery coming to KC today. If they sign Avery that will leave holes in the LB and CB positions. Pretty much all other holes have been filled for this Chiefs team. The best part about all their signings is its dudes in their mid-late 20s, productive players in their positions, and they are mid range priced players. On paper this seems to be a good philosophy that could help the Chiefs right away next year and the next few years.

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Percy’s Trade Party

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Well word broke yesterday that Minnesota Vikings are shopping Percy Harvin for a second round maybe a third round draft pick. The Kansas City Chiefs have to sign Bowe, they have Baldwin, McCluster and other wide receivers that have only showed flashes of goodness. If you can keep Percy from being a cancer in the locker room which I think Reid can then Percy would be a huge upgrade. If Reid likes Percy and Dorsey can cut a deal then go for it. What does everyone else think?

(Front Row 1,4,3,2)

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Northlanders Sure Can Party

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Of course the Riverside party in the KC Northland wasn’t a bunch of hot babes shooting guns during a Super Bowl party, but how much cooler would it have been if it was. Instead it was your standard drunk mullet felon shooting people in the head.  I have woken up with some hangovers in my day feeling like a pathetic piece of shit, but good god waking up the next day in jail because you blew a dude’s head off would have me searching for the closest set of shoe strings.

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KC College Hoops Aint The Same

 

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Tommy Brasher

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Breaking news: Per undisclosed source the Kansas City Chiefs new defensive line coach will be Tommy Brasher. Tommy has worked with Andy Reid before in the Philadelphia Eagles organization so this is not that big of a surprise. Welcome to Kansas City Mr. Brasher!

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Royals Announce New Slogan?

This has to be fake. No one in their right mind would have a slogan like this. Not even the lowly Royals, but according to The Royals Review, the Kansas City Royals have announced their 2013 slogan. The 2013 slogan for our Kansas City Royals is “This year, we’re trying to win.”

I will let that set in…

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Bill Maplewood Travels By Plane

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Mr. Maplewood has been MIA from KCShip lately and now we know why. People on planes must not appreciate a good Kansas City drunk yelling ReidChiefssss and Nick Wright molestation jokes?!?!

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Boweshow Has To Be Franchised Again

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Dwayne Bowe is most likely out for the rest of the season with broken ribs leaving the Chiefs receiving core in shambles. Besides DBowe, Chiefs receivers blow chunks, Breaston is on KCPD missing people’s list, Copper is slow with wrinkly balls, Jon Baldwin looks to be bustcity, and who the fuck is Newsome. Chiefs have to keep Bowe for 1 more year just to give some QB a chance. If Chiefs didn’t franchise Bowe again or sign him to a long contract, how or who should the Chiefs pick up so they can have a solid receiving core for next year?

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Pearl Harbor Red Friday

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KU and KState Listen To Matt Foley

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No Chucky For Chiefs

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Rumors are swirling everywhere that Jon Gruden will be taking the head coaching job with Tennessee Volunteers after they fire their head coach. If these rumors come true than all Chiefs fans and University of Dayton Flyers fans (Jon Gruden’s Alma mater) can forget about having Chucky as their new head coach next year.

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Red Friday #7

The Chiefs go against the Bloakland Raiders this Sunday at 3pm.  Let me repeat that 3pm!  Ruhroh, 3 more hours of drinking for angry KC Chiefs fans, this could get ugly…

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Sporting Has Exorcised KC’s Losing Demons

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SportingKC last night clinched its second straight MLS East Title!  Thank you Sporting for not making Kansas City a total loser town!  Can you fell that Merica?!?!

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Chief Snyder???

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Chiefs fans, would you want Bill Snyder as your head coach if there was any way possible to make that happen? KState Wildcat fans, would you allow Obi Wan Bill to leave so he can have the opportunity to save your KC Chiefs? I’m so desperate as a Chiefs fan right now, this looks very appetizing. Anyone? Anyone?

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How Lucky Is That Water…

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Well Cassel will probably get 1 last chance this week against Baltimore’s stellar defense (HAHA,Good luck) to prove he’s the man to lead this Chiefs team. If Cassel fails then our ND Irish dream boat, Brady Quinn, will finally get his chance to prove himself in the NFL once again. Every IrisHiefs fan wanted Brady to fall to Chiefs in the 2007 draft, but the Brownies ruined that by drafting him first. Well the KC Chiefs have received a second chance for Brady to start at QB for them as long as Matt Cassel keeps screwing it up. If you are not an IrisHiefs fan does it excite you see Mr. Quinn shine in Red and Gold?

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