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KU Fans Are So Embarrassed

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Jayhawk fans are so embarrassed and disgusted they have started a White House petition to remove them from the university! Obviously majority of the KU fan base doesn’t appreciate the early 90s Chiefs zubaz generation. I think the Jayhawks fans need to take a break from the wine, birkenstocks, cheese, white-wash jeans, and smelling their own farts to enjoy the more simpler things in life like beer helmets, neon colors, air, mustaches, and zubaz uniforms.

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The Basketball Petrino

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The Bill Self personal life rumors are circulating at a faster pace now more then ever. Right now you can’t go to any bar right now without hearing a drunk yell about Bill Self’s personal life situation. Even other KU blog websites are starting to post stories about a disgruntle family home life for Burrito Bill right now. Most of the time where there is smoke there is fire. Does KU have their own Bobby Petrino situation on their hands? (minus the motorcycle wreck of course, you can’t make that shit up)

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Beakers Choke Hard

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Benny Is Da Bomb

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I popped my cherry and went to Allen Fieldhouse for the first time to watch a KU basketball game last night. I still can’t believe KU pulled that game out by Mclemore banking a 3 pointer to go to overtime.  Iowa State played lights out and KU looked sluggish besides Benny. Ben Mclemore makes this KU team a top 5 team without him this team would be a top 25 team. Benny is silky smooth out there. The guy is always floating and looking for the open shot. When he does get the rock he makes it look so effortlessly to get the ball in the hoop. The dude was on another playing level than everyone else on that court. KU will only go as far as Benny will take them.  If Mclemore plays majority of his games like last night then KU is headed to Hotlanta. That was the worst experience of my life and fuck the Jayhawks!

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Beyond Embarrassment

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If you thought the Chiefs are the most horrific thing you’d seen well then you haven’t taken a look at the University of Kansas football program lately.  If there is a KU Jayhawk football fan out there, you have been through more misery than any team I can remember for some time.  Luckily there’s hardly any KU football fans so not many are suffering in the Larrytown and the KC area.  If KU doesn’t win the game this Saturday, this will be 2 years in a row KU hasn’t won a game in the Big 12.  Since 2009 here is KU’s Big 12 record…
2009- 1-7
2010- 1-7 (3-9 overall)
2011- 0-9 (2-10 overall)
2012- 0-8 (1-10 overall)
Total 2-31 with a 20 game Big 12 losing streak still going

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CBE Classic Is Back

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I hope to see some of these facials and especially a turtle neck like the one above in the KC Sprint Center tonight. The Kansas Jayhawks play against Wahington State and hopefully they can bring back winning to the KC metro area after all 3 college schools lost in football on Saturday and Chiefs lost Sunday. Luckily some of us have the Irish to be thankful for…

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The Kansas Basketball Roster is Getting Out of Control

I have followed Kansas Basketball closely for many years. I would consider myself a diehard fan. Simply put, I’ve seen Bill Self maintain and build a very successful Kansas program through recruiting and coaching. But, he’s even outdone himself with these 2012 signees. This team is getting scary good.

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Jayhawks Ain’t Messing Around

The Kansas Jayhawks are taking on power house Michigan State tonight in the Georgia Dome.  Jayhawkers how do you think the basketball team will do against a good team like the Spartans tonight?  The predictions coming in say that the Jayhawks should take care of business tonight.  Either way props to KU on not wasting any time with little doggies and get after the other big boys right way.

 

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Purple Jayhawks

Purple Jayhawks

On Saturday night I was chugging suds at a KU house party. While talking football with the KU crew, I noticed the Jayhawk fans had dropped their Big 12, 19 game losing streak football team for the Purple Cats team. I thought maybe it was only these level headed Jayhawk fans, but today on the radio KU fan Bob Fescoe said he’s adopting the Wildcats football team too. So Jayhawks fans is this true, are you all now Wildcat fans? Wildcat fans do you accept the turncoat Jayhawk fans? What does this do to yall’s rivalry? Is this a one time alliance for the good of Kansas and Kansas City region? Is the rivalry only good for basketball now? Lets not leave out Mizzou fans, now that your in the SEC and no longer rivals with Kstate, can you wear purple glasses and cheer for the Wildcats? Lets hear it everybody….

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Horned Frogs

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Welcum to the Big 12!

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Push Harder

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Whooaaa what a weekend despite the losses by Chiefs, Jayhawks, and Tigers. Congrats to the Wildcats for tearing the shreds out of the MiamiU. Wildcats have a bright football future this year with Jedifootballmaster Snyder and QB Klein. As for the other teams, Chiefs will prevail, Jayhawks will suck-it, and Tigers will break even due to being in the SEC…

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Big Monday!!!

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If this doesn’t get the KU and KState fan bases screaming for more titty milk then I don’t know what will…

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Big XII’s Worst Football Team

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KU had its media day yesterday.  There was one consensus from Coach Weis, the fans, the haters, the players, the media and that is KU football will suckballs this year.  After the dump Turner Gill left, Jayhawks can only hope not to get blown out in games and not finish in last place in the Big 12.

What’s everyone’s prediction for KU football?  How many games can they win?

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Larrytown Loves Pot

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Does KU know how to party or what?!?!?!

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KU & MU NBA Draft Picks

Thomas Robinson and Tyshawn Taylor were the Kansas Jayhawks drafted to the NBA last night.  Marcus Denmon (KC represent) and Kimmy English were the Missouri Tigers drafted last night.  Congrats to all and hopefully your not the last KU/MU rivalry NBA players ever…(Sorry Kstaters, better luck next year)

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