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According to Bob Dutton from the KC Star the Royals salary will be $70 million on the entire roster including the Latino and rookie roster too. If this is true that means Glass will only spend $57 million on the 25 man roster. Royals 25 man roster already stands at $65 million. This might explain why they might be looking to trade Billy Butler so they can shave some payroll. Just to give you an idea of where Royals stand if with $57 million dollar roster, look at the Cardinals, Brewers, and Reds which are comparable cities and they all have close or above $100 million dollar salaries. Glass is so fucking cheap I heard he boners his own face and swallows to save money on tissue cleanup.
Hey Chefs fans, would you be opposed to having Tony LaRussa take over as the head Coach of the Chiefs? He has, after all, been coaching in Missouri for the past few decades and does consistently kick out winners. Not to mention, unlike Romeo, he knows the right time to make a pitching change!
KC may not win in baseball or football but KC does win with SportingKC soccer and the Fuckin
Catalina Wine Mixer American Royal BBQ Contest this Friday at Kemper!
Melky Cabrera, All-Star MVP, and egg on the face of Royals GM Dayton Moore was suspended by the Players Association for 50 Games for testing positive for testosterone. Maybe he listened to the commercials on 810 that run 100 times a day and thought “I’m feeling weaker, depressed, not full of energy. I could be one of 13 Million Men who suffer from low testosterone.”
This explains about Melky and his rise from nobody to All-Star. It also allows the Royals to gain back a little credibility for letting Melky walk and keeping Jeff Frenchy Francour and his Reign of Terror on the Win Column. Yet, we received Sanchez in return so you’re not off the hook Royals!
For the first time in a handful of weekends, I don’t look like this broad…
Mr. Glass, what don’t you understand about spending more time and money with the Royals or getting the hell out of KC? For crying out loud
Lumberg fucked her there is now a grassroots campaign trying to kick you out of KC!
This is so eerily similar to the Royals its hurts. I guess this is what both cities deserve for living in broke as hell, manufacturing, cowtown, polluted, dumbass, fly over fucking country. KCCM, LERF, and DP please keep all sharp objects out of your hands when watching.
Royals have lost 16 of their last 21 games, including series to last place teams Mariners and Twinkiees…
KCMothership crew had a little get together at the Ozarks this weekend so the crew missed out on most KC stories. PartyPartyPartyeeee at the Party Coooooove!!! PFC!
Sporting KC lost 2-1 to Houston, Royals lost again to the horrible Seattle Mariners BUT the Royals did sign Jason Kendall! And today is going to be 98/100 and that’s a break in the weather… cant wait for the 108 next week
Should Royals be looking to trade Hosmer as rumors swirl that he wants to leave KC…