Sucks to be a Raven fan today. It doesn’t bother me one bit. This will most likely mean the end to a great football career (even though I think Ray Lewis is a complete fucktard). The fear may be gone from the Ravens defense. Sure Suggs will be back in a few weeks, but his range and flexibility will be limited coming off of Achilles Tendon surgery. Perhaps Baltimore is no longer a playoff threat. We will soon see. Either way, expect Ray Lewis to don his fur coat the next 11 weeks.
Ray Ray would only be a murderer if he killed someone. Wait…no, he did kill someone. Yeah, so he is a murderer. Correction: He WAS a murderer, now he’s America’s sweetheart and a Marketing Exec’s wet dream. Funny how America works…
I didn’t know Ray hunted anything else besides humans outside of clubs.