Sanchez You Are NOT A Giant!

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Jonthan Sanchez, I hope you don’t know it, but your twitter page says you are still a pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.  It looks like your girlfriend Audris knows your with the Royals judging by the above picture so change your damn twitter Johnnyboy!

I am a total KC homer and always give players the benefit of the doubt and never talk smack on them until they have horrific play or are total boobs off the field.  Well, Mr. Sanchez is making it very freaking hard to believe he is giving it his all for the Royals on the field.  I can’t even stick up for the guy like I do Frenchy and other players because this fuckin guy doesn’t show enthusiasm for the Royals.  His press conferences are even worse where he takes no responsibility for his bad play.

I’m starting to believe Sanchez is pissed about being in KC and might be bombing to get out of here.  Zack Greinke admitted to tanking his play to leave KC so why can’t Sanchez?

It sounds stupid as hell, but Sanchez knows some other team will give him a shot if Royals release him (As Diet Pepsi said he already has 13 million in the bank with a hot piece arsssss at home so why not tank).  When another team does give him a shot he’ll produce his good stuff that Dayton and scouts thought he had.  Sanchez probably is hoping Florida Marlins, NY Mets, or some other big happening city that smell their own farts all day will pick him up when released.  Just judging by everything I’m reading and seeing its seems Sanchez and his juggalicous girlfriend want a more glamor lifestyle that they think KC can’t produce for them (similar to Johnny Damon).

Sanchez, start showing some fire and heart for your Royals.  Start producing better outings or just get the hell out of here already.  Were a very easy city to get along with as long as you “SHOW ME US” your giving us your all day in and day out.

Sanchez, If you just suck and aren’t trying to leave town then sorry about this post and good luck in collecting your last few MLB pay checks, but hopefully it’s for another team.

(Thanks LERF for the heads up on the twitter page and Sanchez’s hot girlfriend)

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6 comments

  1. Cheeeeeeeeeese says:

    Rex Hudler just said Sanchez should not return to the mound!!! KC Royals biggest cheerleader just called for a guy to more or less be kicked off the team!!!!!!

    There is a no bigger sign for a guy to hit the road then that!

  2. Cheeeeeeeeeese says:

    Sanbuttcheese you are one pathetic looooooooooooser and there is no redeeming yourself! Get him the fuck out of here I can’t handle walking teams to victory

  3. What a fucking loser. Season K/BB you ask? 32/40. What a fucking loser.

  4. What a terrible performance by sanchez today..he should be released immediately..i f’ing hate him

  5. I wish that piece of shit was still a Giant.

    Nice article and I agree 100% w/ all of your thoughts. Produce or get the hell outta dodge.

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