Melky Cabrera, All-Star MVP, and egg on the face of Royals GM Dayton Moore was suspended by the Players Association for 50 Games for testing positive for testosterone. Maybe he listened to the commercials on 810 that run 100 times a day and thought “I’m feeling weaker, depressed, not full of energy. I could be one of 13 Million Men who suffer from low testosterone.”
This explains about Melky and his rise from nobody to All-Star. It also allows the Royals to gain back a little credibility for letting Melky walk and keeping Jeff Frenchy Francour and his Reign of Terror on the Win Column. Yet, we received Sanchez in return so you’re not off the hook Royals!