For anyone looking for a good way to waste away your work day, the European Soccer Championships start today with all of the action televised on the four letter network. Many of the world’s best players will be on display throughout the tourney and there is truly nothing more exciting than a bunch of greasy, uncircumcised Euros writhing around on the ground feigning injury. I will be pulling for England, but they suck and always disappoint. Look for the winner to come from either Spain, Yermany, or the Netherlands.
Who doth the Ship think will win?
My pick – Netherlands






The Soviets just put in a masterful performance and pummelled the Czechs 4-1. There will now be a run on rotgut Vodka
Let’s go Eire!
Wouldn’t mind seeing a resurgence of German nationalism in these tough economic times, so Yermany is my #2.
Death group but I like Portugal finally making a run.
I like the Ronaldo n Nani combo
oh yeah, my cinderella is Poland or maybe the Ruskies. My brother-in-lawski would be proud.
Netherlands, German, Spain are all the boring picks and hope none of them win. Only if Van Nistelrooy was still playing for the orange would I cheer for them.
Deep down I want to see the Irish make a push, but I know better than to say that.
*Watch ESPN app is a friggin life saver.
HomeBrewed who is that in your avatar picture? Its not Boner from Growing Pains is it?
Great game on now. Might finish with 9 vs 9.
I’ll take some Nutther action
Pulling for the lads as well…think the Germans could come out of Group B and make some noise. Anybody but Spain!