College Foooolllsball Rankings

long road

After seeing the college coaches rankings, Mizzou fans look to have a longer road ahead of themselves then this little guy above.

USA Toady rankings came out and they have Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina in the top 10 while Mizzou doesn’t even crack the top 25.  If this is the case, Mizzou doesn’t look to stand a chance to win the SEC East.  Mizzou fans should be looking to purchase a GPS and anal repellent so they can dodge the SEC ass pounding that seems to be cumming their way this season.

Big XII is no slouch this year either.  Big XII has 6 teams in the top 25.  That means KState has a long road ahead of themselves in the Big XII too.  But KState is at least ranked #21 in the nation so they seem better equipped to handle the road ahead of them especially with Master Snyder.

Sorry Jayhawks, you weren’t ranked either, but your screwed either way after the dump Turner Gill left yall.

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5 comments

  1. Cheeeeeeeeeese says:

    Oh cum on Coach, your selling me short. I’m good for an alcohol or drug reference/joke too in all my posts/comments/tweets.

  2. Sex sells Coach. Get with the program.

    • Coach says:

      I don’t see much selling going on…and, i’m not sure talking about the topics above sells. Now, maybe an attractive photo of a lady might…but, I doubt many are interested in the repellent mentioned above.

  3. Coach says:

    Do you ever say a line, or post an article without some sort of sexual remark? Every single comment, tweet, or article involves something gross. On a side note, did you expect them to be in the top 25 or ahead of Georgia, South Carolina, or Alabama? haha. That’s obvious.

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