Bruce Chen Gets The Nod

Long Duk

Spring training is winding down and it is finally time to start playing the baseball that really counts…

How else would the Royals start their season on April 6th other then to throw a curve ball at the fans wondering “How in the hell did you decide that”.   The Royals plan to start Bruce Chen in the home opener at the Los Angeles Angels.

Bruce has had the worst spring training on out of the pitching staff even though his last start was pretty good.  I don’t know how Yost comes up with these decisions and there is probably some baseball math equation or just good old fashion ball grabbing grit that Yost liked to make his decision.  Either way Chen has been the most consistent pitcher for the Royals over the last couple of years so I have faith our Long Duk Dong will finger blast us to a drunken victory!  Cum on in its going to Partaaaahhh Hahahahaahhahehehehehee!!! -Long Duk Dong

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  1. Yost wants Hochevar to start the home opener here in KC. It really worries me that our staff is so weak. Chen starting against the other Ace’s in the AL doesn’t offer much confidence in the pitching.

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