Archive for Sporting KC

Really? This AGAIN!!!

Remember when you were little and it no longer became fun to play tennis with your little sister because you kept beating the shit out of her? Well – Bill Self vs Mizzou = 16-4

Nuff Said

I know, it’s early in the season and so we are back to MU fans talking about how great they are at something, but give it time, we will soon be back to talking about KC Sportiing United or whatever the fuck they are called.

 

 

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Sporting’s Mission Impossible

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SportingKC will play to stay alive in the MLS playoffs tonight at Livestrong Stadium against Houston Dynamo.  Sporting must pound a couple big knockers and not allow Houston to score tonight to keep their MLS championship hopes going.

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Ouch That Hurts

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SportingKC lossed its first playoff game against Houston yesterday. Not only did they lose, but they lost by 2 points making it that much harder to comeback and win on Wednesday. KC is fucking jinxed like no other when it comes to sports. The SportingKC team of this year and last year remind me of the 90s Chiefs teams. They dominate the regular season and shit the bed in the playoffs.

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Fuck It Dude, Lets Go Bowling…

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I don’t know about you but I hit rock bottom with the Chiefs against the Bucs and the loss to the Raiders was just a cherry on top. So this loss to the Chargers last night really is nothing, but another token for the KC talking heads to play their “Bitch about Clark/Pioli/Romeo/Cassel pinball machine”…

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Sporting Has Exorcised KC’s Losing Demons

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SportingKC last night clinched its second straight MLS East Title!  Thank you Sporting for not making Kansas City a total loser town!  Can you fell that Merica?!?!

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Just Depressing When National News Takes A Jab

KC may not win in baseball or football but KC does win with SportingKC soccer and the Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer American Royal BBQ Contest this Friday at Kemper!

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KC Isn’t A Total Loser

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SportingKC stays Smoking HOT and in first place by beating the New York Red Bulls last night. Who needs the Chiefs and Royals when you got Sporting!

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Sports Are Going Techieee

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KC is not only playing host to the new ultra fast internet called Google Fiber, but KC is now the headquarters for Sporting Innovations. “Sporting Innovations is a new tech firm that is developing smartphone applications to enhance sports fans”   Lets hope both tech ventures kick ass in the future but knowing KC well go and screw it up!

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KC Weekend Wrapup

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For the first time in a handful of weekends, I don’t look like this broad…

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Sporting Championship Call

If you haven’t heard Cal’s call after Eddie Johnson blasted the final PK over the bar to cement Sporting KC as US Open Cup champs then you are missing out. This is the oldest and most important soccer tournament in North America started in 1914 and gives an automatic berth to the CONCACAF Champions League which is the highest profile league an MLS team could achieve in North America. The only step bigger is to make the world cup team and play for your country. Follow this link and listen to the call, it is one of the best I’ve ever heard. Cheers!

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Sporting KC = U.S. Open Cup Champions

Congratulations to Sporting KC for bringing the Lamar Hunt trophy back to Kansas City!  Hopefully the Chiefs can do the same later this year by winning the AFC Championship!

I was without power at my home from 7:15 pm to 4:30 am so I missed the entire game but from all accounts it was a dandy that had to be decided by PK’s. 

 

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The Price Is Wrong Drew

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Drew Carey, who hits on little old ladies and is an owner of the the Seattle Sounders tweeted out today “Going to – Kansas City! Kansas City here I come! They got some crazy little trophies there and I’m gonna get me one! :) #USOC”

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Lake Of The Ozarks Is Still Rad As Hell

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KCMothership crew had a little get together at the Ozarks this weekend so the crew missed out on most KC stories. PartyPartyPartyeeee at the Party Coooooove!!! PFC!

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Just Kick’n it in KC

 

Sporting KC lost 2-1 to Houston, Royals lost again to the horrible Seattle Mariners BUT the Royals did sign Jason Kendall! And today is going to be 98/100 and that’s a break in the weather… cant wait for the 108 next week

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First Place SportingKC

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SportingKC looks to keep a hold of first place in the Eastern Conference by beating some ugly Columbus, Ohio frostedpubeheads tonight on their home turf.

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