Kansas City is so hot right now…so hot!
Its great and all that SportingKC and Livestrong is a great family atmosphere for watching games. But I think it would be even better if the Cauldrom section, the party area, of Livestrong would adopt the scandalous dressed sexy, soccer ladies that the rest of the soccer world celebrates. In my opinion there’s nothing wrong with adding a little eye candy to the game. Am I right Brent Musburger or what?! huhuhuh!
Front Row- 1,3,5,4,2
SportingKC will play to stay alive in the MLS playoffs tonight at Livestrong Stadium against Houston Dynamo. Sporting must pound a couple big knockers and not allow Houston to score tonight to keep their MLS championship hopes going.
SportingKC lossed its first playoff game against Houston yesterday. Not only did they lose, but they lost by 2 points making it that much harder to comeback and win on Wednesday. KC is fucking jinxed like no other when it comes to sports. The SportingKC team of this year and last year remind me of the 90s Chiefs teams. They dominate the regular season and shit the bed in the playoffs.
KC may not win in baseball or football but KC does win with SportingKC soccer and the Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer American Royal BBQ Contest this Friday at Kemper!
SportingKC stays Smoking HOT and in first place by beating the New York Red Bulls last night. Who needs the Chiefs and Royals when you got Sporting!
Drew Carey, who hits on little old ladies and is an owner of the the Seattle Sounders tweeted out today “Going to – Kansas City! Kansas City here I come! They got some crazy little trophies there and I’m gonna get me one! 
#USOC”
KCMothership crew had a little get together at the Ozarks this weekend so the crew missed out on most KC stories. PartyPartyPartyeeee at the Party Coooooove!!! PFC!
The Colordao Rockies traded Guthrie to the KC Royals for Sanchez. You thought the rest of the league was laughing at these two teams before, I can only imagine what they are saying now. Neither pitcher should even be in the Majors let alone coveted by another team. Guthrie is such a big shit head that he gave up four runs in an inning and walked off the mound and tipped his cap to the crowd. Both have era’s above their IQ’s. Both teams should have thrown these dudes on waivers and brought somebody up from AAA or even AA . Put me in coach, I’m ready to play.
Sporting KC lost 2-1 to Houston, Royals lost again to the horrible Seattle Mariners BUT the Royals did sign Jason Kendall! And today is going to be 98/100 and that’s a break in the weather… cant wait for the 108 next week
LiveStrong will be rocking tonight so grab a sixer and get your ass out there to cheer on Kansas City and Merica!
My favorite night in KC is when you can’t decide whether to hit up the KC Royals game or SportingKC game… (Sorry for the cutoff on this piece there was a computer/internet/porn malfunction)
SportingKC I don’t know where I’d be right now without your HOTNESS (Probably in a van down by the river)!
Vancouver is a fish, coffee, and marijuana town that isn’t playing soccer awesomely like Kansas City is right now so lets hope SportingKC can feast on the Whitecaps tonight!
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