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Chiefs Fans Love Chinstrap Beards

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KU-Chiefs fans shit their pants yesterday when their worst nightmare came true. Chiefs signed their backup QB, Chase Daniel. Chase Daniel is the Mizzou QB who beat the piss out of the #1 Jayhawks in the country at Camerohead for the Armageddon game. KU-Chiefs fans will hate having to route for Chase if he ever gets into a Chiefs game.

The Chiefs also yesterday signed DE DeVito and TE Fasano. The Chiefs have a speedy WR Donnie Avery coming to KC today. If they sign Avery that will leave holes in the LB and CB positions. Pretty much all other holes have been filled for this Chiefs team. The best part about all their signings is its dudes in their mid-late 20s, productive players in their positions, and they are mid range priced players. On paper this seems to be a good philosophy that could help the Chiefs right away next year and the next few years.

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KC College Loserville

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At least non of the area colleges can claim the above strap-ons as their fans.

Well, all three of the KC area major college basketball programs screwed the pooch this weekend. KU blew it against Baylor, not making them the out right Big 12 champs and maybe costing them a #1 spot in the Big Dance. Mizzou shit the bed on the road again against Tennessee after leading majority of the game and blowing it at the end. Mizzou went from an SEC top dog to the middle of the pack. Kstate had the hardest game out of the colleges, but couldn’t pull it off against Oklahoma State. Kstate got lucky and enjoyed watching KU lose so they are the Big 12 basketball and football champs in the same year. After these losses hopefully all the three colleges will rally in the Big 12 and SEC tournaments. How far each team will go in the conference tournaments is anyone’s guess???

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KU Fans Are So Embarrassed

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Jayhawk fans are so embarrassed and disgusted they have started a White House petition to remove them from the university! Obviously majority of the KU fan base doesn’t appreciate the early 90s Chiefs zubaz generation. I think the Jayhawks fans need to take a break from the wine, birkenstocks, cheese, white-wash jeans, and smelling their own farts to enjoy the more simpler things in life like beer helmets, neon colors, air, mustaches, and zubaz uniforms.

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Is Mizzou A Conference Slut?

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The Basketball Petrino

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The Bill Self personal life rumors are circulating at a faster pace now more then ever. Right now you can’t go to any bar right now without hearing a drunk yell about Bill Self’s personal life situation. Even other KU blog websites are starting to post stories about a disgruntle family home life for Burrito Bill right now. Most of the time where there is smoke there is fire. Does KU have their own Bobby Petrino situation on their hands? (minus the motorcycle wreck of course, you can’t make that shit up)

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Beakers Choke Hard

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Jayhawks Win 2013 Signing Day

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High school football recruits signed their lives, I mean their names to contracts today.  The reports coming in for KC area colleges say KU got the best recruiting class, followed by Kstate, and Mizzou rounding out the bottom.  The biggest headline from this 2013 recruiting class is how the top dogs of the Big XII have fallen hard.  Early predictions have Texas and Oklahoma in the upper teens and lower twenty rankings.  Texas A&M seems to have leaped frog Texas with its new SEC power.  Even Ole Miss has used its SEC power to get itself in a top 5 ranking.  If this is all true then Big XII’s football is falling off the map when it compares itself to the SEC.  SEC is only getting more powerful and the Big XII is getting more pathetic when it comes to football…

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KC College Hoops Aint The Same

 

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Beaks Are Hot

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KU is smelling their farts heavily today after hearing they are #2 in the AP rankings and #1 in the coaches poll. Mizzou came in at #18 and poor little brother KState kitties came in behind the Tigers at #19. KState’s higher ranking over Mizzou was short lived, but I’m sure it was a celebration while it lasted.

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College Basketball

KSU Wins, KU wins, and Mizzou gets their dicks rung. Who will win the KU and KState basketball game this week? KU got killed in football so they’ll want revenge KU wins. Mizzou plays Frank Martin’s South Carolina team. He usually has Mizzou’s number but not this year. Mizou rebounds and wins.

Sorry to all KCShip readers for our lack of material…KCship posters have been partying!

 

 

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#11 KSU to face #3 KU in Sunflower Showdown

Kansas State’s Rodney McGruder averaged 20.5 points in two victories last week. It marked the fourth time this season he’s won the Big 12’s weekly player award. Only Oklahoma’s Blake Griffin in 2009 (six times) and Texas Tech’s Andre Emmett in 2004 (five) won the weekly award more times in a season. At 15-2 and 4-0 in conference play Kansas State looks to crack the top 10 and become the front runner for what would be it’s first ever Big 12 Championship. The only problem is that they have to beat #3 KU to do so… Best believe Manhappiness will be bumpin Tuesday night for the first home game since the student body has returned from winter break… EFECKINGMAW… GRUDER!!!!

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Benny Is Da Bomb

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I popped my cherry and went to Allen Fieldhouse for the first time to watch a KU basketball game last night. I still can’t believe KU pulled that game out by Mclemore banking a 3 pointer to go to overtime.  Iowa State played lights out and KU looked sluggish besides Benny. Ben Mclemore makes this KU team a top 5 team without him this team would be a top 25 team. Benny is silky smooth out there. The guy is always floating and looking for the open shot. When he does get the rock he makes it look so effortlessly to get the ball in the hoop. The dude was on another playing level than everyone else on that court. KU will only go as far as Benny will take them.  If Mclemore plays majority of his games like last night then KU is headed to Hotlanta. That was the worst experience of my life and fuck the Jayhawks!

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#6 #7 #25

All three KC area men’s college basketball teams are ranked in the top 25 after their big wins on Saturday! KU #6 (winning Big 12), MU #7 (winning SEC), and Kstate #25. So what?!? So lets dance!

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Pick The Winners

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College basketball is pretty much in full swing now and there are some big Kansas City college games this Saturday. Kansas Jayhawks take on the Ohio State around 3pmish, the Missouri Tigers play Illinois for bragging rights (KU please grow a dick soon so you can play Mizzou for bragging rights) around 5pmish, and the KState Wildcats play Florida at Sprint Center around 7pmish. This is going to make for one hell of a Saturday for KC college basketball fans. My guess would be Mizzou wins and KU/Kstate lose, but shit never plays out how you think it will so I will officially have to pick KU beats Ohio State and Mizzou/Kstate lose their games. How does everyone else see the 3 games playing out on Saturday???

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KU and KState Listen To Matt Foley

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