For anyone looking for a good way to waste away your work day, the European Soccer Championships start today with all of the action televised on the four letter network. Many of the world’s best players will be on display throughout the tourney and there is truly nothing more exciting than a bunch of greasy, uncircumcised Euros writhing around on the ground feigning injury. I will be pulling for England, but they suck and always disappoint. Look for the winner to come from either Spain, Yermany, or the Netherlands.
Who doth the Ship think will win?
My pick – Netherlands











