A California middle-school teacher, who was fired in April after school administrators became aware that she had previously starred in adult films, lost her appeal on Wednesday to get her job back. A three-judge administrative commission in Oxnard, California unanimously upheld the school district’s decision to fire the teacher.
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Trial of the Century
Well, it looks like we’ve got another sordid tale of carnal misdoings coming out of Germany this week. At this point, I believe it’s safe to say that Germany is the Florida of Europe.
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The Power of Craigslist
On Monday, Maricopa County police officers arrested an Arizona man for allegedly trying to arrange a sexual liason with a dog. James Naylor, who is a married father, posted the following two ads on Craigslist: “Bottom Needs Hung Tops – M4M” and “Willing to Try Hung K9 4 Fun Too.”
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Tags: deviant sexual act, dog-rape, felating, Hung K9 4 Fun Too, Hung Tops-M4M, James Naylor, Latin inches, oral-genital, rectal wall, shithole, Sunshine State, well-hung
MotherShip Favorite Enters Not Guilty Plea
Luke Chrisco, a 31-year old Colorado man, pleaded not guilty to 8 felony counts of 2nd-degree burglary, as well as 2 misdemeanor counts of unlawful sexual contact and criminal invasion of privacy, on Friday.
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Freak of the Week
Michael Wyatt, 51, of Little Rock, Arkansas, has been sent back to prison following his latest feet-related conviction. Wyatt – who goes by moniker the “Toe Suck Fairy” – has been involved in numerous instances of “assaults directed at women’s feet” over the last two decades. The “Toe Suck Fairy” was sentenced to one year for breaking the terms of a previously deferred sentence for harassment in 2011. A stipulation was attached to the 2011 deferred sentence that Wyatt was not to be caught harassing women about their feet again.
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The Big Red Affair
Below is an interview between Paul Barresi (pictured here) and a man that is only referred to as Big Red. The interview focuses on an extramarital quasi-sexual encounter between Big Red and Tom Cruise.
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Sherri Shepherd and Online Bullying
Online bullying is the crisis du jour in American culture, and what we certainly need, is another celebrity slactivist to raise “awareness” about the issue. Enter The View co-host Sherri Shepherd.
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Self Help With Bill Maplewood
For the better part of a decade, I have had to fight off the urge to self-mutilate on almost a daily basis. I’ve been a vapid, self-loathing curmudgeon, with the self-esteem of someone residing in a battered men’s shelter. But, as of late, my self-image is trending upward. I think I’ve turned the proverbial corner and I want to share with you how I did it. Hopefully you can apply this method to better your own life. It took me a long time to realize, but what my life was missing, and what I need in abundance on a daily basis, is…..
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The Volt
By now, I’m sure you all have heard a little bit about John Travolta’s run-ins with a few masseurs in the Southern California area. If you haven’t had a chance to read over the originally-filed complaint, I would highly suggest doing so. It is extremely entertaining.
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Honorary Member #3
The recent Bobby Petrino scandal has thrust the state of Arkansas into the national spotlight and has given the rest of us an opportunity to let out a collective chortle at the Natural State’s expense. Long considered the apartment below the party, Arkansas has never been given much respect.
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Petrino Scandal
Our great editor-in-chief, Cheeeeeeese, wanted me to lay down a few e-words and crack some wise on the Bobby Petrino fiasco. The story is a couple of weeks old but new salacious details are leaking every day.
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Tags: affair, Allison Melder, Arkansas, Barry Switzer, Bobby Petrino, coulrophilia, football, Jessica Dorrell, Jimmy Johnson, NCAA, Rick Pitino, sex, Ted Williams, Tom Cruise, women
Honorary Member of KCMotherShip #2
The next in line to be inducted as an honorary member of the KCMothership is a man known the world over. He is, quite possibly, one of the biggest celebrities in the history of mankind. He is more famous than the Beatles, Elvis, and even that time-fighter Mona from Who’s the Boss. His name is St. Patrick.
MotherShip Honorary Member
If there’s anyone that truly embodies the spirit and defining characteristics of thekcmothership.com – bankruptcy and credit card fraud, embezzlement, identity theft, forgery, grand theft auto, driving while intoxicated, indecent exposure, sexual harassment/assault, marital infidelity, spousal abuse, blatant racism/homophobia, and rampant drug use — Leonard Kyle Dykstra is the man. Read more
